- Me: *during sex* ....i think i hear someone coming....
- girl: ....who?
- me: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *bust nut*
How white people compliment someone: Aw, you look really pretty <3
How Black people compliment someone: MAN LOOK I’M TIRED OF YOU ALWAYS COMING OUT HERE STUNTIN ON FOLK FOR NO GODDAMN REASON I CAN’T FUCKING STAND YOU BITCH SMFH
I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut
I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin
you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me
If ya girl not textin back she got some other nigga dick in her mouth
Or she might be doing something important..
Like tryna make another nigga cum
She could even just be sleeping 😴😴😴
with another nigga
What’s it mean when a nigga ain’t texting back then?